The Squanderer

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(a parody of "The Wanderer")

Oh, I’m the type of guy who sees life in black and white
You know I think it’s better to be certain than be right
I took financial surplus and got rid of all that green
To grow the greatest deficit the world has ever seen
They call me the squanderer, yeah the squanderer
I’ll take us down and down and down and down and down

Oh there’s tragedy in Washington and New York and P.A.
Thousands gone, the war's begun, we must make someone pay
The good will of the world is something I flushed down the drain
When I said forget Osama, let’s go get Saddam Hussein
They call me the squanderer, yeah the squanderer
I’ll take us down and down and down and down and down

Oh I go from state to state
All along the campaign trail
And I’ll avoid a true debate
Because the more you look, the more you’ll see that I was born to fail

Oh, I’m the type of guy who’ll decide and never budge
And I know what I want when I appoint a judge
The bill of rights, it surely seemed a good thing at the time
Now take those civil liberties, put 'em where the sun don’t shine
They call me the squanderer, yeah the squanderer
I’ll take us down and down and down and down and down

Oh I go from sea to sea
Making water out of wine
And if people disagree
I'll close my ears, or else you'll see me start to scowl and whine

Oh I'm the type of guy who will never say I'm wrong
Don't bother me with facts, I'm Right where I belong
My dad stayed out of Baghdad, he was all concerned
But what the heck does he know, he only served one term
They call me the squanderer, yeah the squanderer
I’ll take us down and down and down and down and down
 

Thanks to Jim B. for providing the "voice of Bush!"

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